seizure

to lose total control of your body due to a brain disorder.

I know this guy named pete,fox who takes seizures the asshole stole someone elses wife got her pregnant now he is polluting the rest of the world with his children that in the end will also have hereditary medical issues and we will all end up supporting this with our tax dollars for the medical bills.

by lora fox May 28, 2008

seizure

when someone rocks out

omg hes having a seizure

by laughing_bun May 25, 2006

SEIZURE

The thing a celebrity gets when they turn 21

JUICE WORLD and Cameron boyce love doing this dance (seizure)

by LILYACKITY December 9, 2019

Seizure Procedure

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

by DeusRexVulpe November 22, 2018

phone seizure

The jump-spasm you make when you reach for you phone and realize it's not there.

Mili had a phone seizure when she reached to grab her phone and realized it wasn't there.

by Talljellybean December 5, 2015

jesus seizure

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial

"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"

by mkultraWUD August 28, 2011

little seizures

It is when one eats to many pieces of pizza from Little caesars that may result in having seizures

Dude Richard if you keep on eating that your going to get some little seizures

by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015