Sefte 

When you slap someone at the back of the head once they have a haircut.

Nick got a haircut so I gave him a sefte

Sefte by BRADLEYBOY123 February 20, 2017

Sefte 

Sefte (noun) means a start or began of something in emporium. Oftenly is used for the first sale of a day.

I didn't have sefte, yet. Everyone is looking but noone is buying!

Sefte by u-n-o February 1, 2012

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

September 17 

International NYC Day. 9/17 = Area code 917

“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”

September 17 by user1011001 October 17, 2022

Septeena

Septeena is a bitch who spies on people and can read minds and see you and know what you’re doing at any given time

Damn that septeena is a fucking bitch

Septeena by Simeon. September 20, 2021

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud

Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess

September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019

September 25th 

The day amazingly gorgeous people are born. Some weirdos too, but mostly absolutely gorgeous super models.

“Yo dude, that girl was born on September 25th”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”

September 25th by Kid who cares October 18, 2019