bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them

"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"

by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010

Seducive

Like seductive, but infinitely shrexier.

Fish: My good sire, your toes are looking positively seducive as they shine in the moonlight tonight.
Mr. Toe: Indubitably

Fish: ( gazes at the flock of swine swaying gently in the breeze, one drifts down to suckle gently on Mr.Toe's toes)
Mr.Toe: Scat mere swine, you aren't holy enough to caress my toes.
Swine 1: (gasps in Swine)

by Dr.Todd February 7, 2022

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

by Just the guy with the name September 17, 2021

Seduce 101

Are you from Iran? Because i can take you to Bangkok

Best pun ever!

Yeah! it's Seduce 101

by AngelicDarling November 5, 2019

Seduce 101

Are you from Iran? Because i can take you to Bangkok

Best seduction sentence ever!

Yeah! it's Seduce 101

by AngelicDarling November 5, 2019

Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!

Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~

by FOXALENNE December 23, 2022