Secruelty 

A cruel false sense of security.

When it's sunny outside but bitterly cold. When you pass wind thinking you're safe, until it starts showing through your track suit pants. When you are lulled into a false sense of security, but it comes back to bite you in the ass in a cruel way, that's secruelty.

Secruelty by Freestar November 11, 2013

Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.

Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."

Secretly Chinese by goSSIPguY69 September 2, 2012

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me? by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

Secretly Bad Ass 

Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.

Naughty librarians, old people with guns, cute fuzzy animals with big teeth

"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."

Secretly Bad Ass by Psh wouldn't you like to know June 29, 2005

Secretly We Are Goy 

That's what Wall St. masters used to hear when their wannabe slaves from all around the world say word 'SWAG' :)

John Smith: Hey man! I jus farted... so much SWAG!
Mr. Rothschild: Secretly We Are Goy? Props to you, Johnny! Good boy. Now empty your pockets...

Secretly We Are Goy by Eu Ma March 21, 2013

secretyness 

adv; (see-kra-tee-nes): a manner of evading matters of personal disclosure with the intent of creating further curiosity. Used to lure men off myspace to steal their kidney.

Many of his friends warned him that the secretyness of her messages could only lead to a bitter end.

secretyness by EL/DA July 15, 2007

Secretly Stupid 

When someone who you don't have classes, talks or acts stupid outside of school but says, "I have better grammar in class."

Person 1: "We should go to the beach."
Person 2: "For we get darker? Nah."
Person 1: "It's SO not FOR."
Person 2: "Yeah, I talk stupid out of school, cause it really doesn't matter.
Person 1: (Thinking) Yeah sure, your just Secretly Stupid.

Secretly Stupid by DayToDay July 10, 2011