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A cruel false sense of security.
When it's sunny outside but bitterly cold. When you pass wind thinking you're safe, until it starts showing through your track suit pants. When you are lulled into a false sense of security, but it comes back to bite you in the ass in a cruel way, that's secruelty.
by Freestar November 10, 2013
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