What Michael Moore wipes his fat ass with.

See Bowling For Columbine.
That Michael Moron guy really made a fool out of himself and his country by wanting to abolish the second amendment in "Bowling For Columbine". Guns aren't the problem, it's people's behavior you dipshits.
by Deathgrind > you October 09, 2007
Our sacred right as American citizens to keep and bear arms. Enshrined in our Bill of Rights by the Founding Fathers as a protection against tyranny. The day this right is taken away from us is the day we no longer have the power to defend ourselves from all enemies of liberty, both foreign and domestic.
"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." - Thomas Jefferson

by libertyordeath April 17, 2007
The amendment to the Constitution that enumerates--not grants--an American citizen's God-given right to self-defense.
The Second Amendment IS your gun permit.

The Second Amendment IS homeland security!
by Penguin Chick June 16, 2008
Important when the government ignores the First
These Liberals are going to take all of our guns! Run for cover in the Second Amendment!
by Illuminato April 16, 2009
If you are too stupid to understand why this amendment is required then try and take away and we ( legal firearm owners ) will show you what it means.
The army tried to take away Michigan's second amendment after what most estimate to be ten minutes they decided an invasion of Iraq was far safer and left.
by jake simon October 19, 2007
Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"
by TaDongle May 27, 2008
To shoot and kill someone.
Did you hear about the guy who Second Amendmented his girlfriend when she came home late the other night?
by Dalekmaster June 04, 2014
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