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a small town in highlands county florida

it's a really boring place filled with old people. the main attraction is practically walmart. the mall SUCKS

people who live there either get end up staying there cause theyre boring. but the smart ones leave as soon as they can.

they have talented cheerleaders but thats about it. the other athletics arent that great.

oh and the selection isnt good at all. no point in finding a soul mate there.
-"Wow I hate our town"

-"Nah man be happy we dont live in Sebring. i hear its even worse over there"
Sebring by sebring hater October 8, 2011
I live in the small town Sebring.
Sebring by twinsfan November 5, 2008
Faraaz is bringing sebring back.
Sebring by Andrew Staub January 26, 2009
least reliable vehicle for 2009, even compared to land rovers and Aston martins. The build quality is so bad that some models don't make it off the lot in one piece. just another reason to buy foreign...
"imagine being dragged naked across a 50-mile stretch of Tabasco soaked shards of glass. no, you're not even close to the misery of this hateful blizzard of dreadfulness" Clarkson testing the sebring on top gear.
Sebring by a smart cooper August 20, 2009
A car made by Chrysler that was iconic for metrosexual and homosexual males as the car to have. It was a symbol of gay in the late '90s and early 00's. A new model has arrived and with luck, Chrysler will be able to market it to a new breed of hipster homosexuals and college girls in their mid 20's.
"Holy ish, they gave you a Sebring for a rental car? I bet you have to beat the gay dudes off with a stick!"

"Oh, I beat them off..."
Sebring by readymix August 12, 2008
bad ass sedan the just came out in 2007. also known as the poor mans benz. it gets the freaks to think you got money.
oooh! you drive a sebring? let me suck it please.
sebring by pop lock it drop it August 3, 2007