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When you buy a latte, blow a load in it and bring it over to your girlfriends house in the morning. She drinks it down and thinks you're a fucking prince.
Yo homie, ya see dat cashier?

Yea?

I gave her a Seattle Wakeup Call last summer.

Owwwww!!!!
by ill masta April 02, 2010

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