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1. Seahorse
When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
2. seahorse
derogatory term for Swedish men because they are given maternity leave when their wife is going to have a baby, so they also stay home to take care of the newborn (like male seahorses that take care of baby seahorses).
That (man's name) is such a fucking seahorse, slacking off from work cause his wife popped out another kid...
3. seahorse
A guy who is totally smitten with a girl. If a guy really likes a girl, then he is said to want to have her babies like a seahorse. (Much like if a girl really likes a guy, it is said that she wants to have his babies.)
"Yeah, we've been seeing each other for several months; this guy is totally my seahorse"

"Do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?"
4. seahorse
GO into a fairly nice sized pool. Assume the piledriver position.Then just kinda move your way across the water while still in the position.
Johnny gave that chick a seahorse
5. seahorse
when there are a couple of sluts and then you look a little later and they multiplied like the asexual reproduction of a seahorse
Jim said he went bowling and saw these two girls, then looked 10 minutes later and ther were 15 girls, they reproduced like a seahorse!!
6. seahorse
A sexual position, where the female gets penetrated while being on top of the male.

Otherwise known as 'woman on top'
"What is your favourite sexual position?"

"Oooh...definitely seahorse"
7. seahorse
When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.

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