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1.An undefined lump of blubber. Able to roll down hills at the speed of light.

2.Synonym for baby whale.
3.Currently known to be under the research of Nutrisystem.
4.Term for a thing that can only lose 5 pounds every 6 eons.
5.Anything you would immediately say "Ew" to.
You look like a seaburg today.
Awww, that was a cute seaburg.
QUIT EATING, OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP A SEABURG.
Seaburg by Webb Hubbel April 18, 2010

seaborgium 

Element #106 on the periodic table of elements. Its properties are not known very well since only a handful of atoms were made, but it is known to be extremely radioactive.
Seaborgium is bad for you to eat.
seaborgium by fluffy-Yucca_Ro0t January 1, 2019

seaburger 

I don't know what the fuck is in it. It's kind of like fish scrapple I suppose. All the nasty shit from seafood that nobody likes to eat, all breaded up and deep fried. They served them in public schools in York, PA. It ruined my liking of seafood before it ever started. They could REALLY make an impact on crime if they fed these bitches to prisoners for 3 meals a day and a midnight snack.
Yo! I can't believe my girlfriend actually tried a seaburger after I told her how nasty it was!
seaburger by Fuck Seaburgers June 14, 2004
Seborga is a micro Nation owned by italy so fuck yeah
I went to seborga and I didn't give a single fuck so I explored italy
seborga by McFlurryFlur July 11, 2019

Canon Seaberg

A gay licker that will clean your chide for free and he also loves soggy biscuits feel free to contact him at 360 470 4576
my name is canon Seaberg and I like the taste of chode
Canon Seaberg by Batdogg2 June 11, 2018
An incredibly intellectualy supior human being. Generally has blonde hair and blue eyes. He has a big sense of humor. And will be the future number 1 personal on Forbes list.
Hey have you seen seaborn today .
seaborn by Dead shot February 16, 2017