Scunthorpe

An awful place in North Lincolnshire. Likely to get shanked up but Scunny Firm. Only go here to be able to say you went to sCUNThorpe.

Davide: yo bro I'm off Scunthorpe this weekend for the football match.
Ferdinand: don't get thanked up my man
Serga: shut up Ferdinand, you are one big sCUNThorpe
Ferdinand: sorry my g

by jewelsarelovely March 9, 2020

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe a town in North Lincolnshire East Midlands where you will come across a crackhead lying on a sofa in a back ally prostitutes will beg you to go with them for a fiver they have some famous faces such as Cedric crackhead Kev BIG dad who will tell you then government looks on your phone also the town centre is a place of such creatures like crackheads and spice heads lying on the floor Frodingham road is the place to buy cheap takeaways and fake cigarettes and your likely to get stabbed or shot walking up there on your own scunny is a wonderful place where you see the local smackheads punching bus windows and drug dealers on dirt bikes getting chased by the “feds” shouting fuck the feds

You ever been to Scunthorpe

by Scunthorpe July 6, 2022

Scunthorpe

A shit hole in Lincolnshire

Person 1: "You live in scunthorpe"
Person 2: "Fuck off, you live in Smethwick"

by Pete Basil Innit February 15, 2022

scunthorpe

GREATEST FUCKING TOWN IN ENGLAND , found iron ore and full of decent well being people shame the hull scum and cod heads come down here (mostly druggies and thives) for a cheap thrill with the local whore(who aint from scunny but is from hull she must of gave birth to em all) oh and the odd leauge game with scunny.

on the way down to scunny i passed through a place called hull oh wait no it was the skips behind the hospital full of needles where i saw a hull fan

by james hughes February 9, 2004

scunthorpe

Sly way of saying cunt (s-cunt-horpe) without people knowing that you are indeed, calling them a cunt!

that person over there is blatently from scunthorpe!

by Adam Streeter August 22, 2005

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

by Michael_Hunt December 19, 2008

Scunthorping

The act of sliding off a leather sofa when a girl gets turned on.

She was scunthorping all over the place last night.

by mackerucd May 4, 2011