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Crunchie scrunchie 

You’ve heard of scrunchie for vsco sksksksk now crunchie scrunchie is WAY better it has more crunch to it
“Hey did I show you the crunchie scrunchie I got”
Crunchie scrunchie by Uknowme November 11, 2019

Dead man’s scrunch 

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.
Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!
Dead man’s scrunch by Lukiepook September 13, 2025

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day 

an accessory used to soo many different reasons. perfect for using in your hair but also perfect to wear as a bracelet on your wrist to compliment your outfit. scrunchies are also a symbol of love. when a boy gives a girl his sweatshirt the girl will give him her scrunchie. she wants him to wear it on her wrist so he thinks of her when they aren’t together
he’s wearing my scrunchie, what a vsco boyfriend🤩
scrunchie by okurrrr1234 March 12, 2019

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie 

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

National give boy your scrunchie week 

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee