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Scrubber Ducky 

A person with no skill, a bad kid. Somebody who runs around with an AR the whole game and gets no head shot's . A kid who thinks he's tough on a microphone over xbox live but in real life would not say a word to you. Someone who genuinely believes they are good at a video game when in truth their talent lies behind bad connections.
(1) Ryan is a scrubber ducky, he thinks he is a beast on all games when really he is only good at Halo 3.

(2) Joe thinks he is a beast at Halo 1 when he's really just a scrubber ducky.

(4) Zac beats scrubber ducky's in Social Slayer and thinks he is beast, when really he is just as much of a scrubber ducky as them.

(5) Steve gets beasted on in Halo 1 by Joe like a scrubber ducky
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Scrubber-Ducky 

An Idiot, Fag Or Douchebag With No Skills Whatsoever.
Mark, that Scrubber-Ducky? I beast him out in Halo 3 all the time!
Scrubber-Ducky by Ocicello October 17, 2008

Duck Scrubber 

A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.
Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.

Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!
Duck Scrubber by Notahippie July 4, 2017

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026