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Fuck Scrub 

When you clean something so cleanly that you need to use every appendage and cleaning product available to get things beyond spotless
I fuck scrubbed that bathroom clean enough to eat out of the toilet and ceiling
Fuck Scrub by Bearagator April 12, 2019

Scrumfuck 

Scrum Fucking is when you play diablos in Musica by slayer at full volume for your girl friend screaming SCRUM during sex. when finished if she enjoyed it, you have successfully scrumfucked.
It was great i went with my girlfriend and we scrumfucked after at my house
Scrumfuck by Sid Nancys March 2, 2011

Scrubfuckery

Scrubfuckery is the phenomenon of scrubs (broke ass jive ass turkey ass mufuckas) still managing to get laid in lieu of their lack of funds and inability to pay for anything. Biochemical engineering analysts conclude that the "Scrub" emits a subtle yet powerful pheromone that alters the minds of those around him, causing an outpouring of generosity and admiration directed at the Scrub. This can be thought of as a subconscious Jedi mind trick. Political analysts call it "Reverse-Communism," and can lead to a further state known as "Gettinfreeshitism."
Damn I dont know how he does it. Bitches just goin' to him.
Yeah ain't he broke as a joke?
Fo sho'. Scrub status. But, there it is plain as day.
Yeah, nigga still gettin laid.
Straight Scrubfuckery homie.
Scrubfuckery by gotmoneyjones March 10, 2010

scubfuck 

The newlyweds were going scuba diving, just so they could scubfuck.
scubfuck by chyeaaaaaaaah May 18, 2009

your a fucking shrub 

It's when you hate this bitch and you think she is ugly as fuck