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This creature/ person that has existed since 1992. Its female and dont ya know it. Looks fucking amazing, you just look at her and go WOW if only everything could be as radiant and amazing as her. Soooo funny, and easily happy. Great to go to with all your problems. Your basically one of the luckiest people alive if you know this person first hand.
If i could choose one person to have sex with it would be Screwps.
Screwps by Ellie-ann Smudges June 29, 2008
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That Was Screwps, Man.
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screwston 

city of dank, syrup city, old H-Town HOUSTON TEXAS
screwston by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Screwsman 

A thief well versed in burglary by means of skeleton keys, waxing keys (creating imprints for duplication), or picking locks.

Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"
Pierce: "I'm thinking of something bigger."
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"
Screwsman by TouchstoneTheFool March 25, 2007

Screwston 

N.
Houston Texas!
Birth & Restin place of the WORLD changin DJ Screw!!! (RIP)

Original CITY OF KRUNK!

Home of an assortment of ORIGINAL words & terms which started here.. in SCREWSTON, Plexus

(Krunk, what it do, holdin PLEX Throwed, ya heard me, throwed in the game, Blowed, Swangin, Choppin Blades, Block Bleedin', all gravy, jazzy, Already, Hater, ballin outta control, Man Hold Up and many other words n terms)
man hold up, I done swung that there SCREWSTON PLEXUS and got throwed n blowed! we done bleed the block n got pulled over by them haters on westhiemer. Them boys was holdin plex cuz i was swangin 4 lanes & them blades were choppin on the Burb', ya heard me? but its all gravy, ol gurl i was with was Jazzy tho.. i was like " what it do mama, wanna get krunk?" she was like " already!"
Screwston by DuckSauce713 December 4, 2003

a few screws loose 

A person who is off his or her rocker; someone who is crazy or weird. Someone who does weird things, says crazy stuff, etc.
A few screws loose: "Jeffrey Dahmer, the American serial killer who would eat his victims, had more than his fair share of missing screws."
a few screws loose by FrozYo January 5, 2011

put the screws on you 

Someone who trys by manipulation to control the action or thoughts of another person.
Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!
put the screws on you by KROISIN September 29, 2007
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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