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when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.
I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.
by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Liquid Crap, diarrhea, the runs, etc. Just a funny way of saying it.
Dude 1: Ah man, it smells like rotten fetus in here!

Dude 2: Ah, Dude #3 had the screamin shits last night. Still fuckin smells.
by The Cheesecake Truck April 28, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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