Scottsmith

to be obsessed with one or more of the following: hobbits, pirates, gnomes, and the sound "Argggg...(with hook finger)"

That's how Scottsmith rolls in his pirate ship.

Scottsmith by Ladds November 3, 2008

Scottstitute 

Combination of Scottsdale+Prostitute. While not literally meaning a "Scottsdale Prostitute," this term refers to the typically shallow, money conscious women of Scottsdale, Arizona who will whore around with any men who can provide for them materially.

Check out that chick's fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake Louis Vuitton bag...she's a total Scottstitute. No way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100K a year.

Scottstitute by steverandom May 31, 2009

The Scott Smith

One who makes or produces Scotts; not to be confused with the "Scot Smith," which are families with surnames traditionally prefixed with "Mc" or "Mac" depending on whether their lineage traces back to the lowlands or highlands, respectively.

"Oh man. I just ran out of Scotts. Send for the Scott Smith."

The Scott Smith by Scotty Smithy August 22, 2008

Scott Smith 

Scott smith is 6 ft tall brown haired gipe Cameron the purple nightclub national treasure lives rent free in his head as Scott claims he goes to boxing yet won’t put on the gloves to fight the 6,1 blonde weapon

(Milf in purple ) do you know Cameron

(Scott smith )ah id rather not talk about this please

Scott Smith by Purple nightclub CO owner November 22, 2021