by 1wisch March 8, 2019
A group of mostly blonde, big breasted, stupid, stuck up, materialistic Scottsdale bitches all together for a night out on the town...
Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.
More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.
More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Guy 1: "Hey look at those chicks, they look slutty dude
Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
by LeeLaBadass July 27, 2011
When you are doing it doggy style, and you reach around with both hands to cup her big fake breasts.
Do you remember that girl from the bar last night?
I totally gave her the scottsdale puppy snatcher.
I totally gave her the scottsdale puppy snatcher.
by ASUSparky December 5, 2007
When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!
by sexyin suburbia October 19, 2017
Refers to an instance when one goes to release a fart and ends up sharting his/herself. The person then vomits as a result of the disgust from the sharting. To acheive a Scottsdale 1-2, the shart (1) must come before the ralphing (2).
I had Taco Bell for my last six meals, the Scottsdale 1-2 was virtually inevitable.
I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.
I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.
by Reggie Stallwater November 3, 2010
A superficial female yuppie archetype found in Scottsdale, AZ with fake tits who wants to look like a Barbie doll. Vapid expression and empty head are par for the course. Typically seen in Ugg boots and ridiculously big designer sunglasses. Found in trendy dance clubs, malls, and Starbucks. Fundamentally identical to a Lincoln Park Trixie.
"How was that club last night?" "It was a bust...just a bunch of stuck-up Scottsdale Silicone Sticks."
by gonepostal42 June 26, 2010
When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.
by kdial2002 March 29, 2021