My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.
by Aniraf March 25, 2021
often mistaken for north scottsdale, south scottsdale is neither snobby nor rich. it has one of the highest populations of illegal mexicans and meth users in arizona. it is often referred to as the ghetto, south side, the slums of scottsdale, and has an obnoxious amount of baby-faced pre-teens flashing blood and crip gang signs like attention-starved blondes at mardi gras.
jimmy: "hey billy, lets go to south scottsdale and buy some unecessarily expensive vitamin water!
billy: "alright jimmy, since everyone knows that it's rich and snobby over there. let's go!"
random mexican walks over, flashes some gang signs like he's having a seizure, and shoots jimmy.
billy: oh no, jimmy!
mexican flashes more gang signs and hands billy some meth.
billy: ....
billy: "alright jimmy, since everyone knows that it's rich and snobby over there. let's go!"
random mexican walks over, flashes some gang signs like he's having a seizure, and shoots jimmy.
billy: oh no, jimmy!
mexican flashes more gang signs and hands billy some meth.
billy: ....
by luna_ July 11, 2008
People that think prestiougsley of themselfs they all drive Mercerdez-Benz and wear their Juicy Coture jumpsuits in 100 degrees. They all act dumb and amazingly brunett but there are blondes sprinkled in. AKA Btches! Proably the same at Chatswin in Suburgatory!
I'm a Scottsdalian Scottsdale Snobbs!
by Tells The BAre Truth November 7, 2012
John: Hey man, how was work?
Mike: Terrible, man. I worked so hard I got the Scottsdale Special goin' on.
Mike: Terrible, man. I worked so hard I got the Scottsdale Special goin' on.
by Blunty McDoob October 11, 2012
Old ass shitty truck that pseudo bad ass men drive. Most of these trucks go through more drive trains than tires. Normally these trucks are driven by hill-jacks who drink and drive, as well as hunt. Scottdales usually house grungy men who have not shaven or have had a haircut for many,many months. If driving one of these trucks, you may as well end the suffering and buy a Toyota so that the accelerator pedal can stick and you can drive off a cliff.
The young man driving his Chevy Scottsdale has learned the only thing it is good for is a boat anchor.
by redneck135 February 24, 2010
The southern portion of Scottsdale, Arizona from Camelback road down to the Tempe border. While this portion of Scottsdale is far nicer and higher income than any other city in the Phoenix area it's considered the "ghetto" of Scottsdale by anyone living north of Camelback. The difference between the more wealthy north Scottsdale and "Dirty Scottsdale " is that residents of the southern portion of the city usually earn less than 6 figures. Typically residents of Dirty Scottsdale tend to not live beneath their means and buy cars they cannot afford and live off credit to give the assumption of wealth when they really are making only between 30-60k a year.
Joe from North Scottsdale: Cousin Jason just bought a Escalade for $75,000 when he works at a commission based telemarketing agency and only makes around 40 thousand a year. Isn't that quite ridiculous my dear Mindy?
Mindy from North Scottsdale: Ha ha ha! My Range Rover cost $90,000! What a loser! Thank god father kicked him out of our families estate and he stuck in a condo in Dirty Scottsdale! He'll never be a north sider because he went to ASU!
Mindy from North Scottsdale: Ha ha ha! My Range Rover cost $90,000! What a loser! Thank god father kicked him out of our families estate and he stuck in a condo in Dirty Scottsdale! He'll never be a north sider because he went to ASU!
by rocknrollaintnoisepullution October 17, 2019
The police of Scottsdale, Arizona who have nothing better to do than launch all out investigations of high school parties and the such. You better not get caught smoking weed or drinking a beer underage here or the Scottsdale cops will have your nuts in quite a bind. A routine traffic stop in Scottsdale will usually draw the attention of 3-4 cop cars. Synonymous with douchebags and or pussies. Warning: they feel threatened easily and may shoot with the slightest of movements
by Jack Boots IV May 5, 2009