Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.
Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"

Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"
by DaBunny June 03, 2005
mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.
scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike.
alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.
by xxxreaperxxx February 19, 2006
A fat and/or ugly woman that one of your friends had sex with. Called a "scooter" because just like a real scooter, it's fun to ride, only 'til your friends catch you doing it.
1. Hey man, did you see the scooter Mark brought home, she had to be at least 300 pounds!

by Mark Beaner November 19, 2007
A famous bar on Highway 17 near Savannah, GA. It's owned by Ray. Ice cold tallboys, only $0.79! Come on down!
Hey, Dale, are you going to Scooter's tonight? I heard there were going to be some hot hoochies there!
by BJ August 25, 2004
Devrived from "boot scooter."

A 'Scooter' is somebody who wears thick tan jackets, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, ...... yet does not work on a farm or ranch. They often sport a male camel toe and chew copenhaagen.

A common stereotype in small town high schools.
Person 1: Did you see those Scooters at taco night? They were drinking a coors on their tail gate and blairing Sweet Home Alabama

Person 2: Yup, they are Scooters alright
by Lease42 October 24, 2010
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