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(n)(v) a combination of the words scrub and goon refers to a person who portrays traits of both. This person acts cool when not and also slow witted and goofy.
Shane likes to think hes cool but hes just a scoon.

Craig bought a new era hat but hes just scoonin we know hes lame.
by Twin Jester August 19, 2010
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An object obtained by the act of buzzling
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combination of both spic and coon an offensive term to anyone that pisses you off.
some scoon shot some other scoon on my street last night
by mike alteezy June 22, 2005
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1)Word used by east asians when trying to say school.
2)Word used by east asians when trying to say spoon.
Mr.Karihati, upset that the school cafeteria had no spoons yelled, "why this scoon have no scoons."
by Soufpaw April 22, 2003
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The combination of a scum-bag and a goon. Someone who is tall, skinny and goofy, who likes to scum others by lying, cheating or stealing.
The un-athletic looking scoon just hustled me in racquetball, I lost 200 bucks!
by Nick Zuckerman November 30, 2010
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a term used to mean that someone is stupid or can be used on any other context 2 shut some one down

Commonly ued by raphael but people bit off his word
Dre" I had 50 bux but i wasted it on food
Raphael" U fukin scoon u needed dat 2 buy medicine
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A rabid animal related to skunks, scoprpions, badgers, rattlesnakes, bats, racoons, and a wide variety of numerous animals
The scoons eys turned red as i cornered him.
by scoolyd@hotmail.com March 20, 2005
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