Sconfle 

A person who is scared of germs,and never shares drinking straws, food, etc.

Jessica at Wyndham was a sconfle child

Sconfle by Black Mamba 81 March 1, 2009

scoffle 

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011

Sconglebanger 

Noun, informal

An intensely silly person, one that is not to be taken seriously.

"How is that good news, you sconglebanger?!"

Sconglebanger by Woomy;) October 19, 2023

Sconeless 

To have absolutely nothing going for you in life. So little that if you had a scone atleast that would be something but to be so useless and have absolutely nothing and no scone you’re sconeless

That girl is bloody sconeless

Sconeless by @unknown78910 June 30, 2025