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schwans man 

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.
The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!
schwans man by Rale May 15, 2008
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Schwanson 

The male reproductive system.
My schwanson is longer than my leg.
Schwanson by jesse graham December 22, 2003

schwanstugel 

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.
Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."
schwanstugel by The Squid August 5, 2008

schwoassen 

Starker Alkoholkonsum, Synonym zu saufen.
Schwoassen wir uns heute richig weg!
schwoassen by Pallissis May 25, 2022

schwanse 

The male reproductive organ most likely found below the waist, inbetween the legs. Often refered to as penis, slong, dong, staff, stick, rod, male injector, dick, dingy, cock, knob, weiner, weiney, weiness, etc.
The average blue whale schwanse is 10 feet long.
schwanse by Jstreett June 4, 2006

schwanster 

Another term for the word penis.
Girl: I think that he has a huge schwanster.
Mom: That is your dad.

schwanson 

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.
Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.
schwanson by Jay June 26, 2004