Schwillised

To be so drunk as to think you are Bruce Willis, when you are in fact not Bruce Willis. This level is drunkenness is not to be confused with Melgibsoned when you start to shout antisemitic slurs at local Jews.

Man I got so schwillised last night, yippie kay yay motherfucker!

Schwillised by DJ Nefario January 11, 2011

schwilled out 

gurnee way to say getting drunk!!

megan, chris david and ian all got schawilled out after school

man were fucking schwilled out lets go smoke a clove

schwilled out by i to the an September 15, 2005

schwilled 

to be completely intoxicated. A past tense of schwill.

Nancey was completely schwilled from the party last night.

Frank schwilled on his drink.

schwilled by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005

Shwillied 

To be stoned, drunk, bombed, WHACKED; inebriated in any sort of way.

I was walking home from a mountain party with my buddies from Jim Thorpe. We each drank a bottle of SoCo and smoked all night, we were shwillied in da skook, man!

Shwillied by KwaizyKris December 2, 2009

schwallied 

drunken, canned, hammered, boozed

Martin: "Lets have a last schwally!"

Craig: "No thanks, i'm very schwallied!"

schwallied by PatrickKing December 27, 2006