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To be so drunk as to think you are Bruce Willis, when you are in fact not Bruce Willis. This level is drunkenness is not to be confused with Melgibsoned when you start to shout antisemitic slurs at local Jews.
Man I got so schwillised last night, yippie kay yay motherfucker!
by DJ Nefario January 10, 2011