Schwetting 

Schwetting is when it is so warm and hot your body is so wet it sweats, also a feeling you get before being in front of the boss or during a job interview. Schwetting, soaking wet or really damp or wet sweating. Very humid with a lack of air conditioning.

Phew, it's so hot today I am schwetting barrels ... OMG you killed the bosses cat?? you gorra be schwetting...

Schwetting by BillyDaGayFish August 31, 2013

schpitting 

1. Similar to 'spitting', but occurs after vomiting in order to remove the taste of vomit from ones mouth.

James: "He's still going, he's still going" (ie: vomiting)

Andrew: "I'm just schpitting" (proceeds to vomit violently)

James: (sarcastically) "Just schpitting ey?"

schpitting by howlongjizz April 19, 2010

Schweffing 

1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.

Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.

Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.

Schweffing by Ballchops October 25, 2012

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Schmitting by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

Schweffing 

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

Schweffing by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

Scwexting

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking whilst texting.

Chris cannot stop scwexting over Kate. It's getting messy.

Scwexting by rantallen June 2, 2011

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

shretting by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018