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To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.
Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!

You alright? You look pretty schwasted.
Let's get schwastey tonight!
by neogemima April 09, 2009
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A word used by little kids who think they're drunk
That party got me so schwasted last night.. I don't remember anything after I fell asleep.. I might have been on marijuana
by genericwhitemale February 10, 2008
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when your get so drunk you trying to proclaim yourself "super wasted" but can only mutter the single word SCHWASTED
dude bro man, last party i banged 32 biotches and got schwasted! (high five and butt slaps follow among ultimate bros and frats)
by alokaler October 31, 2010
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The act of getting so wasted you add "Sch".

-Can be used simultaneously with Schwipsy
1. Yo dude, I got so schwasted last night!

2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy
by DubbinMau5 September 09, 2010
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Look at that prick! He's sooooo schwasted lmao
by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014
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Schwasted: when you are really drumk mixing shitty and wasted.
i am getting schwasted tonight.
by d.1-72 February 11, 2012
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beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.
dude i so schwasted last night.
man did you see dave he was schwasted.
by Razorsunrize aka Pat the Rat September 12, 2010
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