A term of endearment to a friend; comradary.
by Boomjay Boomjay June 7, 2005
A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)
by Merchant August 6, 2005
a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.
Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?"
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."
by Lisa McCurdy January 19, 2007
A Verb That is the act of getting so completely and utterly drunk as to make a scene that while ultimatly funny as hell your probably going to regret it later. It can Also be used in place of the word Fuck
Person 1 :Dude i got so Schwartz'd last night i dont remember what happened
Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped
Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up
Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped
Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up
by Drillbit90 February 11, 2011
A verb referring to soccer, it is the act of missing a ridiculously easy shot from five feet away or less in soccer.
Example 1: Zack had the ball right in front of the goal and he totally schwartzed it right over.
Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!
Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!
by pimpdaddy93 August 6, 2010
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by nastynaterack July 10, 2009