schumann 

one who hula hoops nude to lou bega albums while eating spinach artichoke dip

did you see how many hula hoops and lou bega albums he had, the kid's a total schumann

schumann by beanis%%% August 14, 2009

schumann 

a person who graduates high school and continues to come back to all the events, games even parties! they also like to talk a love of shit about the high school kids when he is a graduate.

yeah, hes a schumann

schumann by joey mommy November 28, 2010

Schumann 

Pwhen you sleep on the top bunk with a kitty cat and try to be a coke dea,we. Then you become a coke dealer and get caught you snitch out Everyone involved. Then the dealers come looking. For you you....h nice you have became “Schumann”

Yo I didn’t have enough money so I’ll just pull a Schumann

Schumann by Cinnaminsonbullies June 11, 2018

schumann inn 

The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.

Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”

Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”

schumann inn by Big al6969 April 30, 2019

Schumann Dozen 

Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.

I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.

Schumann Dozen by Giant's fan 1989 May 29, 2019

Schumann Slope 

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.

I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.

Schumann Slope by T-bone2 March 2, 2018

nolan schumann 

fucking mexican

Nolan Schumann is a fucking mexican

nolan schumann by 10inchhero September 25, 2017