Schosher 

A person who always shows up when there's something free being given out. He also takes them by the handfuls before anyone can get any.

Person 1: Dan, get your muggy little paws off of my stamp collection
Person 2: yeah Dan. You're such a Schosher.

Schosher by Theschosher March 15, 2016

Scooshers 

Scottish word for water that is ejected from a car to clean its windows.

"Here mate, your windscreen is absolutely boggin, turn your scooshers on"

Scooshers by metalfacemark July 27, 2018

Schoosher 

Any bottle or jar with a trigger to spray any liquid. Often used to spray home made cleaners, plant weedkillers and insect sprays. In constant use in the kitchen, bathroom and garden. It is not a pre-filled device but purchased empty for self use.

I clean my shower screen with my schoosher filled with white vinegar and lemon juice.

Schoosher by jt11111 March 7, 2018

Double Scoosher 

(adj) The combined act of Urination and Defacation. Scots, colloquial.

Hey Kristen, im away to do a double scoosher, so i would stay out of the toilet for a while.

Double Scoosher by youcancallmehoju July 19, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016