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(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.
That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.
by jtd205 April 11, 2010
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A fuck up, someone who doesn't know
Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.
by Dannielleung September 05, 2016
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