Schmoe 

A man who pays money to wrestle with a woman who is often more muscular and stronger than he is, for sexual gratification, although no overt sexual activity is performed.

"I gotta go. I have a schmoe coming over at 12."

Schmoe by Smart as Shat January 30, 2009

Schmoe 

Mispronounced version of S'more, notably used by Buzz Lightyear in the 1999 film Toy Story 2

"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!" - Buzz Lightyear

Schmoe by Gamer Gek August 20, 2018

schmoe 

A male patron and groupie of female bodybuilders. Often paying for sexual domination or wrestling with overtly muscular women.

I'm Jenna's schmoe.

schmoe by CrowfeatheR February 6, 2009

SchmoeMo 

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".

"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!

SchmoeMo by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

Schmoe 

Average, lacking excitement in many categories, meh...

The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...

Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash

# FSchmoed

Schmoe by Swmfisheas xlfist myassoryers March 20, 2019

schmoeboarding 

Playin the schmoe field

I was schmoeboarding at the mall last week.

schmoeboarding by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006

Schmoevert 

A regular schmoe who is a pervert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.

Schmoevert by schmoe December 29, 2007