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2 definitions by rockmankelly

Exclamitive of derision.
1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear.

2)Uncoordinated and awkward motion, also an incredible exhibition of one's inability to get their "groove on" especially the dance floor.

3)Lame "mack" moves. An inabilty to impress members of the opposite sex with corny, cliche or otherwise bad pickup lines!
Tripping over your own shoelaces, one is derided by his peers with the phrase: Schmo-motion clumsy!

That dude on the dance floor got Schmo-motion, or else he's havin' a siezure!

Failing to get a hookup, your homies say to you: "Schmo-motion dog"! "She wouldn't give you a second thought".
by rockmankelly September 04, 2006
Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".
"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!
by rockmankelly September 03, 2006