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1.
That kid at football who doesnt talk and nobdy knows him, yet is starting against central tech
that kid who wears that wack leather jacket...ya know...a Schmerf
by mwoods17 October 20, 2009
 
2.
A Person or Group of people that rarely talk and often times annoy those around them by doing so.
-Dude Who is that kid?

-I dont know man We just call him Schmerf becasue he never says anything.
by #27 j. lancers October 20, 2009