Combination of "shit" and "meat"
Meat that is grown from lab tissue in a petri dish.
Mmmm PETA loves those schmeat burgers.
Schmeat is the result of the marriage between the German Surname SCHMITT and the English word MEAT. It is a dick joke of Western Pennsylvanian origins, though its usage has flourished in recent years, especially among the Asian-American motion graphics animator population. In fact, its usage as a euphemism has become antiquated and archaic. Schmeat has actually evolved in to one of those rare catch all words on par with "fuck". Its versatility makes it the appropriate substitute for almost any part of speech.
"I'm gonna take a Schmeat!"
Schmeat roughly stands for "Cooler than sweet; better than fake meat."
It is used similar to sweet
, but is used when something needs a higher complement than sweet
/and or fake meat.
That awesome shit that just happened was fucking schmeat.
"Hey man, I just won tickets to see your favorite band, and you here's the fifty bucks I owe you plus a shitload
(in response) -Schmeat.