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Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.
My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.
by velocitycu April 12, 2010
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a way of expressing gratitude
Friend: "i bought you a beer!"
You: "Schmanks!"
by Boondogler January 24, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The universal anything.
you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked
by Wankmasta October 18, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Disgusting, tan bed abuser, trailor park hoochie. Pretty much just a nasty bitch.
that is the schmankiest bitch I've ever seen
by malfoof80 March 24, 2006
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