schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne December 23, 2015

schlong

a man's protruding genitals
tommy has a really big one

"tommy doesn't know, that i saw his shlong"
"5 dolla 6 1/2 inh schlong"

by kaf June 16, 2008

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 2, 2004

Schlong

A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.

by somebody October 18, 2003

schlong

large erect penis

Wow she exclaimed, I'll never get that schlong inside me

by SchlongerLonger March 18, 2003

schlong

A male sexual organ. In 1990, Dr Himelstoss Von Schlong had an experiment in the Vienna laboratory with an autopsy specimen. As he inspected the lower abdomen, he viewed the genitals, which to his utter surprise, were 24" U.S. cm in good length. The doctor, proceeded to remove the gargantuan penis by means of chainsaw, when he cut off his own erect penis which for some reason was out at the time. He shreiked in pain, "Sch-" (meaning to say Schiesse, the German word for excrement, US equivelent is 'shit'.) but an aid walked in and asked him "Herr Doctor, how long are you going to take wis ze autopsy?" As the doctor died slowly, he muttered "-long!". At his funeral, it was given to him the honors of naming the word "Schlong" as a reference to a long, throbbing, red-tipped, veiny penis, for the reasons of one, being his family's surname, and two, the last words he muttered. His first words as a child were "Schlong" as well. He died September 19, 1990 at age 43.

Hey ladies, I'm Mark... dont mind my schlong hangin' out... just gettin it some fresh air.
Oh my, what a long schlong, I wonder how that will fit in my mouth, not to mention my vagina!

"A dong-a-dong,dong. I got a LONG SCHLONG."

by Oberl October 27, 2005

Schlong

A long penis

I have a schlong

by Jesse Denning October 15, 2003