by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
by dameyinata December 22, 2013
Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
by Schlongonthat March 22, 2016
When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
by Hendrix the Jimmy May 19, 2022