schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 18, 2003

Schlong

An extremely long penis with considerable girth.

That Bailey has a massive schlong.

by Anonymouse269 November 23, 2013

Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Schlong

SCHLONG. ( noun) A quasi-vulgar meaning the penis. The word schlong likely originated in a high school boys' locker room when a word was needed to describe the largest penis in the room. Many terms were tried, but the word SCHLONG fit the need perfectly.

Frankie emerged from the locker room shower with his SCHLONG slapping against his leg. It was obvious that his was the mightiest organ in the room.

by Macsloan September 4, 2017

Schlong

A synonym for "penis".

very popular in beavis and butt-head shows.

Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me...

Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"

by Meister December 10, 2004

schlong

Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).

I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.

by KarlFaust January 5, 2004

Schlong

Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.

Dude you have a nice schlong.

by Charizard FTW August 21, 2008