Schlong

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Schlong

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.

by zoltar July 1, 2003

Schlong

An extremely long penis with considerable girth.

That Bailey has a massive schlong.

by Anonymouse269 November 23, 2013

Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Schlong

SCHLONG. ( noun) A quasi-vulgar meaning the penis. The word schlong likely originated in a high school boys' locker room when a word was needed to describe the largest penis in the room. Many terms were tried, but the word SCHLONG fit the need perfectly.

Frankie emerged from the locker room shower with his SCHLONG slapping against his leg. It was obvious that his was the mightiest organ in the room.

by Macsloan September 4, 2017

Schlong

A synonym for "penis".

very popular in beavis and butt-head shows.

Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me...

Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"

by Meister December 10, 2004

Schlong

Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.

Dude you have a nice schlong.

by Charizard FTW August 21, 2008