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2 definitions by zoltar

 
1.
A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.
by zoltar July 01, 2003
 
2.
Get married
"No shit man. She said 'yes'...we're going career! I'm gonna be a married fucking man!!!"
by zoltar June 19, 2003