The lord and master of Uranus.
Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 October 18, 2005
Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.
by KarlFaust January 05, 2004
Funny word for penis.
Tyler takes the schlong all night long...
by dick November 17, 2003
Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.
Dude you have a nice schlong.
by Charizard FTW August 21, 2008
A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
MmMmMmMmMmMmMmmmm cody has a schlong and i rode it all night looong.... YUMMY!!!!!!
by bobthehairypenis December 05, 2009
Sacred man item.
Hey man, don't touch his schlongs!
by TouchHisSchlongs July 02, 2009
A synonym for "penis".

very popular in beavis and butt-head shows.
Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me...

Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
by Meister December 10, 2004
A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

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