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7.
The lord and master of Uranus.
Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 October 18, 2005
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8.
Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.
by KarlFaust January 05, 2004
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9.
Funny word for penis.
Tyler takes the schlong all night long...
by dick November 17, 2003
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10.
Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.
Dude you have a nice schlong.
by Charizard FTW August 21, 2008
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11.
A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
MmMmMmMmMmMmMmmmm cody has a schlong and i rode it all night looong.... YUMMY!!!!!!
by bobthehairypenis December 05, 2009
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12.
Sacred man item.
Hey man, don't touch his schlongs!
by TouchHisSchlongs July 02, 2009
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13.
A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
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14.
A synonym for "penis".

very popular in beavis and butt-head shows.
Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me...

Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
by Meister December 10, 2004
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