A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".
King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.
by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014
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The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.
"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?
by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014