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A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.
You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
Schleem by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020
Related Words
Noun - Weed

Verb - To get high; to smoke or ingest weed
“Yo, did you take my schleem?”

“Yo, I’m so schleemed right now.”
schleem by schleemer01 October 14, 2019
can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.
ew that was really schleemy.

im schleemin.

look at those schleems.
Schleem by livinitlaur September 30, 2008
The Schleem ! (Noun)
SCHLEEMY! (Adjective or expression)
Caught Jerry schleemin for that comeback sauce Onmymomma!

SCHLEEMY!
Schleem by GinRummy27 February 23, 2022
After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock
Schleem by Entelechy April 22, 2022
A small slimy object, such as a fish.
"that feels like a schleem to me" said the hombart.
schleem by Ryan Ferris The 14th August 4, 2007