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The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.
Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!
Schlais by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016
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Schlanser 

A great caring Family from many places. The best part is from Michigan though. This family has a lot of militarians.
The Schlanser Family son just joined the army
Schlanser by Sadie82 April 21, 2020

schloppy schlauser 

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.
"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."
schloppy schlauser by Jpt100 October 13, 2008

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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