Top Definition
a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. Can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.
Jamie: Dude is that a Schlaefli on your back?

Henry: Yeah dont worry i'll offer him Call of Duty when i get home.
by Henrehhhhhh October 24, 2009

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