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A German slang adjective used to describe someone or something that is completely crazy, out of their mind, or acting totally irrational. It is the direct equivalent to english terms like "batshit crazy", "unhinged", or "delusional".

The word is a short form of "schizo" (schizophrenic). In German youth culture, if your friend is overreacting, trippin', or doing completely chaotic stuff, you say they are "schez". It basically means losing your mind in a funny or chaotic way.
Bist du komplett schez geworden? Warum rufst du mich um 4 Uhr nachts an?! – Are you fucking insane? Why are you calling me at 4 AM?!

Der Typ ist komplett schez drauf - this guy is completely crazy

Auf der Arbeit hat mich mal wieder so eine schez- Oma genervt. - At work I had to deal with another one of those crazy grandmas/ Karens
schez by SchezOma June 23, 2026
Ein deutsches Slang-Adjektiv, das verwendet wird, um jemanden oder etwas zu beschreiben, das komplett verrückt, von Sinnen ist oder sich völlig irrational verhält. Es ist das direkte Äquivalent zu englischen Begriffen wie „batshit crazy“, „unhinged“ (völlig frei am Rad drehend) oder „delusional“ (wahnhaft).

Das Wort ist eine Kurzform von „schizo“ (schizophren). Wenn dein Freund in der deutschen Jugendkultur überreagiert, oder komplett chaotisches Zeug abzieht, sagst du, er ist „schez“. Es bedeutet im Grunde, auf eine lustige oder chaotische Art den Verstand zu verlieren.
Bist du komplett schez geworden? Warum rufst du mich um 4 Uhr nachts an?! – Are you fucking insane? Why are you calling me at 4 AM?!

Auf der Arbeit war mal wieder ne schez Oma die mir das Leben schwer gemacht hat. - There was this crazy grandma at work again that made my life hard
schez by SchezOma June 23, 2026

Strength of Schedule 

term used, often in America Football, particularly College Football, in describing the difficulty of opponents a team has faced. The harder the S.O.S., the better as the team is more likely to be pardoned for losing games if they typically face better opponents.
Ohio State beat out Baylor and TCU to grab the fourth and final spot of the 2014 college football playoffs because Ohio State had a better strength of schedule as well as out of conference schedule. So though all three had lost one game each, the committee believed Ohio State's strength of schedule warranted them being awarded the final spot in the rankings.

Schediaphilia 

Being in love or sexually attracted to anime or cartoon characters.
"Yeah I hear he's into Schediaphilia. He has a massive crush on Ururaka from Boku No Hero Academia
Schediaphilia by enby_pal June 27, 2020

sleep schedule 

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am
" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"
sleep schedule by Mdiddlediddle March 17, 2017

Bus-scheduled

The morning after sex you provide your partner with nothing more than a bus schedule to get home.
I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.
Bus-scheduled by Holden Iroquois August 10, 2008