Verb: So scared that you empty your bowels. Similar in pronunciation to "Shit in yo".

Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.
You were so scared that you Schettino pants.
by Homesnatch January 18, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Coward, cowardly. Derived from the name of the captain of the luxury liner Concordia, because he ran it aground Jan. 2012, by going too close to shore, and then abandoned ship on a lifeboat and refused to return to help the other passengers or crew get off the boat safely, because he was scared to go back on the ship.
"You like to push women around? Gawd, you're such a Schettino."

"Don't be so Schettino. Just jump: the diving board is only three feet high and you're making everybody else wait to dive!"

"He had unprotected sex with her repeatedly; then when she turned up pregnant, he left town. Very Schettino-ish."
by righteously outraged 1 January 17, 2012
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Donkey Punch Plush

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1.A pussy; a person who acts cowardly, abandoning or runnning from danger.

2.The act of being cowardly.
That "schettino" hauled ass when things got rough.

I pulled a "schettino" when that guy punched me in the nose.
by hwrdjd January 21, 2012
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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