When you plot something in such a way where you will most likely be the only one to benefit, and if your scheme fails, no one will suspect that it was you.
by Avatar Laura November 8, 2013
when great minds such as bruce, eric, and denise put thier minds together to form and ingenious yet ridiculous plan of action
bruce - we got to scheme for this weekend
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming
by bruce almighty aka god August 26, 2008
one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.
boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."
by _kodakwhite_ November 27, 2017
i) person 1: ayo wat dey doin ova der!?
person 2: man dem girls be scheemin all day er day
ii) person 1: uh...wat dey doin here?
person 2: oh nah das jus ma scheme
person 2: man dem girls be scheemin all day er day
ii) person 1: uh...wat dey doin here?
person 2: oh nah das jus ma scheme
by lil luh October 15, 2006
similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)
by acupcakewashere October 18, 2017
A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.
by Mike April 16, 2004
by Random Dude January 14, 2005