Schaumpton

Quasi-derisive nickname for Schaumburg, IL, which is a white-bread suburb of Chicago. Possibly dervied from ironic reference to Compton.

"I'm from Rolling Ghettos, where are you from?"
"Straight outta Schaumpton."

Schaumpton by h07824092147012784 March 2, 2009

schaumpton tall boy

the biggest bottle of Boone's Farm wine you can find.

"what you drinkin tonight?"
just a schaumpton tall boy

schaumpton tall boy by jayfour42O December 4, 2010

scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.

Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).

scrumpton end by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008

scumpton 

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.

Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !

scumpton by just me March 23, 2004

Shawmpton 

The city of Shawnee, Oklahoma. Silly nickname given by locals as a play on Compton, California. Especially used to describe the sketchier areas of town.

You never know what you're going to find on the mean streets of Shawmpton.

Shawmpton by An Irreverent Crawfish October 6, 2020