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1.
The act of being a bum; being a bum;
Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.
by KAndrews February 25, 2010
 
2.
pronounced "shay fur"
1.the prime example of an emo child with no problems except fitting a very small snickers bar into a pair of tight pants.
"hey why are you crying on the floor about that paper cut? ur such a schaeffer"
by loverdimond February 19, 2010
 
3.
Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.
come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer
by chad90000 May 02, 2008