Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.
I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.

What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
by Dharma Midget July 30, 2017
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A time period of 11 days.

Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who served as White House Director of Communications from July 21 to July 31, 2017.

Scaramucci confirmed this 11-day time period in a tweet on October 22, 2020, stating, "Tomorrow starts the last Scaramucci (11 days) of the race."
It's October 23 and we're one Scaramucci away from election day on November 3.
by LVBOA October 24, 2020
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The act of orally pleasuring yourself while denying it and accusing others of doing same.
Wow, that guy is just sitting at home giving himself a Scaramucci. How sad.
by Jake Crystal July 28, 2017
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common misspelling for scaramouche

i forgot what comes next
a: have you seen scaramucci?
b: scara who now?
a: the guy from genshin!
b: oh you meant scaramouche?
a: ...yes.
by chrïstïne June 21, 2021
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An incredibly short amount of time compared to what was expected. Specifically used in politics.
He only lasted 1/2 a Scaramucci as the President's lawyer!
by mycroft16 October 11, 2019
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"An embarrassingly brief unit of time."
"He barely even lasted a scaramucci. Bing bang bong and he was done."
by bloodface January 24, 2019
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"Do you have 3 weeks of vacation time with your new job?"
"No, I just have a scaramucci."
by probikeandcook August 1, 2017
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